Sa radem putin-83

http://www.pentrunoi.net/profa-de-istorie-sex-oral.html

sper sa va placa:)))

rayuela a scris:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qg7PXPU-m0o

asta a mai fost postat dar e tare

Ultima oara a fost editat de @adriana (2008-02-04 22:53:00)

Un cuplu mergea cu masina pe un drum de tar? f?r? s?-si spun? un cuv?nt. O discu?ie anterioar? se transformase ?n ceart? si nici unul dintre ei nu voia s? se dea b?tut. Trec?nd prin dreptul unui grajd cu m?gari, capre si porci, sotul ?ntreba sarcastic: - Neamuri de-ale tale? - Da, r?spunse femeia, socri si cumnati!

m-am tot gandit unde sa pun versurile astea care imi plac tare si am ales topicul asta... unii le veti gasi si amuzante

Archive - Fuck you

There's a look on your face I would like to knock out
See the sin in your grin and the shape of your mouth
All I want is to see you in terrible pain
Though we won?t ever meet I remember your name

Can't believe you were once just like anyone else
then you grew and became like the devil himself
Pray to God I think of a nice thing to say
But I don't think I can so fuck you anyway

You`re a scum, you`re a scum and I hope that you know
That the cracks in your smile are beginning to show
Now the world needs to see that it's time you should go
There's no light in your eyes and your brain is too slow

Can't believe you were once just like anyone else
then you grew and became like the devil himself
Pray to God I can think of a nice thing to say
But I don't think I can so fuck you anyway

Bet you sleep like a child with your thumb in your mouth
I could creep up beside put a gun in your mouth
makes me sick when I hear all the shit that you say
so much crap coming out it must take you all day

There's a space kept in hell with your name on the seat
With a spike in the chair just to make it complete
When you look at yourself do you see what I see
If you do why the fuck are you looking at me

There?s a time for us all and I think yours has been
Can you please hurry up cos I find you obscene
We can?t wait for the day that you?re never around
When that face isn?t here and you rot underground

Can?t believe you were once just like anyone else
Then you grew and became like the devil himself
Pray to god I can think of a nice thing to say
But I don?t think I can so fuck you anyway

So fuck you anyway

nicolle_rox a scris:

nu stiu daca e neaparat de ras... nunta emo http://proclet.wordpress.com/2007/11/21/nunta-la-emo/

comandantul de politie vine dimineata la serviciu si il gaseste pe un subaltern dezbracat
- Ce cauti dezbracat la serviciu?
-Pai sa vedeti..aseara am iesit la un coniac cu colegii si dupa ce am baut noi un pic ne-am hotarat sa facem sex in grup.
-Asa, si???
- Si unul a zis DEZBRACAREA!!!; si ne-am dezbracat.
-...
- Si pe urma a zis LA TREABA!!! si am venit ...

flrramona21 a scris:

Pe un stadion, Cam cu ghinion, Iata vine iute, Pfui, ferea ca pute, Un cioban ghertoi, Cu-o turma de oi! Una-i mai pestrita, Oaia Nicolita, Una care zburda, E o oaie Surda, Iar una peltica Se numeste Dica. Si pe la peluza St?nd buza la buza, Mari, se vorbira, Ei se sfatuira Printre cacareze Ca sa mi-l lucreze Pe cel antrenor Ca-i prea b?rfitor Si are la soare, Un hotel prea mare, Si masini prea tari, Si cam multi dolari!... Si acel cioban, Evident, taran, Fara pic de frica L-a demis pe Gica, Si de-o luna-ncoace Gura nu-i mai tace, Cica el cioban, I-a luat Mertzan

suuuuuuuuper